My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
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So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
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Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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