it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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