I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Oh god it's open bar.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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