no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
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tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
It's blow job season.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
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