just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
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I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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