I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Who did Billy Mays play for?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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