Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
