Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.