she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
23 People Reveal The Worst Culture Shock They’ve Ever Experienced While Traveling
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
27 People Confess Their Proudest Fap
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
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