All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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