I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
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I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
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so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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