Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
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They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
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I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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