great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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