with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
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