roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
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Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
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Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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