you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
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apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
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I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
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