Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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