When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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