just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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