I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
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Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
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this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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