Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
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He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
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The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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