I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
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"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
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You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
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