Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Randomize
