Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
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