if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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