I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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