This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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