he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
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You. Win. At. Life.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
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