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I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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