therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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