You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
lets start a swedish sibling band together
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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