I think i sorta joined a cult last night
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
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By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
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Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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