i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
My cat gives me a boner
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
