Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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