found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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