Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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