There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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