I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
how bad is she
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I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
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So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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