explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
All the doctor said was why
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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