Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
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I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
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guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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