whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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