I don't think brook has ever known best
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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