YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
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