The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
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i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
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If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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