who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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