david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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