: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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