so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
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