Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
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They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
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I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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