How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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