pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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