He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
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So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
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i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
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