I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
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I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
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Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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