If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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