I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
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I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
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Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
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Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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