honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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