She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize
