I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
No stitches, just platelets and will power
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
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