How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
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